Marriage advice
from Grandpa
Oct/21/09 15:08
My grandfather gave me some advice when I
was a young man that turned out to be
golden. However, I'd like to share the
backstory to give the advice context.
We were moving our cows from the winter
pasture (property by his house) to the
summer pasture (leased BLM land in the
mountains). My grandfather runs his cows
with his best friend, so his best friend is
also moving some of his cows. When we
arrive at the summer pasture, one of the
already-moved cows is in labor and looks
like she's having some problems. We
immediately go over and after some
investigation we discover that the calf is
stuck because it's breech. Well, about
three hours later the calf was delivered
(stillborn) and the cow was fine.
Dehydrated maybe, but fine.
Right about then, the wife of my grandpa's
friend showed up. "I was worried about you
guys. You said you'd be home in an hour or
so and it's been four hours and I just
thought something might have happened. I've
been worried sick..." blah blah blah.
TL;DR We got in the truck
and my grandpa said, "Right when you get
married, tell your wife you're going out
and you'll be back in an hour or so. Come
home four hours later and don't explain
yourself and don't apologize. Do this four
or five times in the first year you're
married, and then your wife won't try to
keep you on a leash."
TL; DR the TL;DR No man
should be on a leash, however
well-intentioned the leash-holder may be.