Before I went to school, my mom would often give me graham crackers in a glass of milk as a snack. I'd eat them with a spoon and it was one of my favorite treats. So on the first day of kindergarten, the teacher brings out graham crackers and milk, and I'm like "sweet!" I pushed my cracker into the milk carton, to dip it, then eat it. Well, I was getting crumbs on the table (the crackers didn't quite fit into the opening), so the teacher came over and said, "Don't dip your crackers, because you're getting crumbs on the table." So what's the obvious solution? You open the top of the carton all the way by opening the other side too! So I did that. And I'm enjoying the fuck out of those crackers. So other kids start doing it. We're all dipping and blissing out. And the teacher comes over, takes my crackers and milk and sends me into the hall for AN HOUR for "not listening the first time."