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Day 11 of the World Series of Poker. Lunches eaten in Poker Kitchen: 11. Pretty sick of crappy sushi and Caesar chicken wraps. And here are the drink choices: Red Bull, Diet Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Lipton Tea, Lipton Green Tea, water. Yep, that's it.

Total hours so far: 131. Workouts: 9. Bags of free peanuts eaten: 17. Brownies eaten: half a pan. Loads of laundry washed: 0. Days slept past 7:00 am: 1.

Times new video site has been wrecked by database problems: 4. Light bulbs blown: 1. Tapes used: 32. Compliments on new site: legion. Complaints about new site: they were in another language, so I couldn't read them.

Poker hands played: 0. Hands of blackjack played: 0. Alcoholic beverages quaffed: 0. Drunk guys messing around on the mikes in an empty conference room: 3.
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