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Sep 2007
Traveling to Borgata
Sep/16/07 12:47
Off to Borgata to video more segments for
the upcoming Full Tilt Poker University.
FTPU will be a great source of poker
instruction from the stable of Full Tilt
Poker pros. Videotaping, and later editing,
the videos has already helped my poker
game. I look forward to really gaining a
grasp of poker by getting some hands-on
instruction from pros.
I felt a little off-kilter at the beginning of this trip because my wife, Banu, is out of town, so she couldn't see me off at the airport. I like the comfort that comes from little rituals like that. She's visiting an old friend in Vegas and took Sapphira with her, so I've been alone for the last couple of days. When I'm alone, my anxieties and insecurities really assault me and work their way to the surface. I hyper-overstimulate my senses by playing poker, reading articles and listening to very loud music simultaneously, all in an effort to shut out this looming sense of things just not being quite right with me. Read More...
I felt a little off-kilter at the beginning of this trip because my wife, Banu, is out of town, so she couldn't see me off at the airport. I like the comfort that comes from little rituals like that. She's visiting an old friend in Vegas and took Sapphira with her, so I've been alone for the last couple of days. When I'm alone, my anxieties and insecurities really assault me and work their way to the surface. I hyper-overstimulate my senses by playing poker, reading articles and listening to very loud music simultaneously, all in an effort to shut out this looming sense of things just not being quite right with me. Read More...
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Signs you've been kettlebelling for awhile
Sep/11/07 21:13
If you don't know what a kettlebell is,
click on the ad on the right. It will take
you to the premier website for learning
what kettlebells are and how to use them to
get your youth back.
1. Your original kettlebell has asexually reproduced and now you have a whole herd of kettlebells, large and small. You may even have a few inferior kettlebells in the mix (i.e. non-RKC) that showed up from inbreeding amongst your kettlebells.
2. You try to wipe the tears from your daughter's face, but you just make her cry harder because your kettlebell calluses scratch her face.
3. You now understand why they're called "dumb" bells.
4. Your wife complains about the living room looking like "a freaking boxing gym."
5. You now realize "swinging The Beast" doesn't have anything to do with your mother-in-law.
6. Going "bottoms-up" isn't as fun as when you were in college.
7. The kids at the park all know you.
8. Your kitchen timer is permanently set to 37 seconds.
9. Your son doesn't want to arm wrestle anymore.
10. Your wife actually is actually interested in sex again because you no longer look like a garbage bag filled with oatmeal.
1. Your original kettlebell has asexually reproduced and now you have a whole herd of kettlebells, large and small. You may even have a few inferior kettlebells in the mix (i.e. non-RKC) that showed up from inbreeding amongst your kettlebells.
2. You try to wipe the tears from your daughter's face, but you just make her cry harder because your kettlebell calluses scratch her face.
3. You now understand why they're called "dumb" bells.
4. Your wife complains about the living room looking like "a freaking boxing gym."
5. You now realize "swinging The Beast" doesn't have anything to do with your mother-in-law.
6. Going "bottoms-up" isn't as fun as when you were in college.
7. The kids at the park all know you.
8. Your kitchen timer is permanently set to 37 seconds.
9. Your son doesn't want to arm wrestle anymore.
10. Your wife actually is actually interested in sex again because you no longer look like a garbage bag filled with oatmeal.
