Off to Borgata to video more segments for
the upcoming Full Tilt Poker University.
FTPU will be a great source of poker
instruction from the stable of Full Tilt
Poker pros. Videotaping, and later editing,
the videos has already helped my poker
game. I look forward to really gaining a
grasp of poker by getting some hands-on
instruction from pros.
I felt a little off-kilter at the beginning
of this trip because my wife, Banu, is out
of town, so she couldn't see me off at the
airport. I like the comfort that comes from
little rituals like that. She's visiting an
old friend in Vegas and took Sapphira with
her, so I've been alone for the last couple
of days. When I'm alone, my anxieties and
insecurities really assault me and work
their way to the surface. I
hyper-overstimulate my senses by playing
poker, reading articles and listening to
very loud music simultaneously, all in an
effort to shut out this looming sense of
things just not being quite right with me.
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