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1. Your original kettlebell has asexually reproduced and now you have a whole herd of kettlebells, large and small. You may even have a few inferior kettlebells in the mix (i.e. non-RKC) that showed up from inbreeding amongst your kettlebells.

2. You try to wipe the tears from your daughter's face, but you just make her cry harder because your kettlebell calluses scratch her face.

3. You now understand why they're called "dumb" bells.

4. Your wife complains about the living room looking like "a freaking boxing gym."

5. You now realize "swinging The Beast" doesn't have anything to do with your mother-in-law.

6. Going "bottoms-up" isn't as fun as when you were in college.

7. The kids at the park all know you.

8. Your kitchen timer is permanently set to 37 seconds.

9. Your son doesn't want to arm wrestle anymore.

10. Your wife actually is actually interested in sex again because you no longer look like a garbage bag filled with oatmeal.